The driver did not respond, but continued on, running a stop sign and hitting another vehicle before he arrived home, the cyclist, Steven Gove, told HTR Media about the Saturday incident The man finally noticed Gove when he stopped the car outside his home.
"He looked at me and said 'Who are you? What are you doing in the car?'" Gove said. "He started freaking out: 'I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail.'"
The man then locked the car doors and went into his home.
That might have been the most fun headline I have ever typed. Wisconsin swag to the max. What kind of power on power move is this? Fucking smashing into a biker, the dude gets lodged in your windshield, glass everywhere, and you just keep cruising on home. Maybe turned the heat up cause it got a little breezy in here all of a sudden. Even after he realizes there is another human draped across the dash he gives the old "who are you?" then goes inside. Good thing he locked the car, its not like you have a person for a windshield. Complete and utter disrespect for the cyclist game.
Needless to say the guy lived, or I wouldn't be blogging about this. I was gonna shit on the biker for saying he was wearing his reflective vest and flashers, but then I found out hes a 56 year old newspaper carrier and the driver was some 20 year old prick who was probably so fucked up he thought he was in GTA with great graphics, and I started to feel bad. Anyway, get Aaron Rogers on the line because this kid is definitely going to need to discount double check his insurance.
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