Source - A Santa Ana man has been charged with burglary after allegedly stealing cell phones and a PlayStation console from a home — and falling asleep next to the owners. The victim was in his room, sleeping with his wife, when he felt something touch his leg, according to a statement issued by the Santa Ana Police Department. He said he got up and saw Ortega, a man he knows from his neighborhood, sleeping at the foot of his bed.
Every now and then you hear a story and you know right away we are talking about a next generation criminal and that is exactly what Ruben Ortega is. You can't teach mind games like this. Break into your house, grab the PS4, curl up at the foot of your bed like your dog, and grab some Zs. Psycho shit.
What I need to know is did the bed just look that comfortable? Was this like when you are doing your 7th lap around IKEA and those beds are just calling your name. Can't help but take a load off and next thing you know eight hours have passed and youre craving breakfast. Or was he just that tired and thought he didn't have the strength to get back out the window without recharging the batteries for a bit. Time just got away from him. What doesn't make sense is why are you too good for the couch dude? What are you even doing in the master bedroom? The only thing you're going to find in there is the bat the husband keeps next to the bed to keep out morons like you.
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