Katy Cocktease says she prayed for big tits

Source - Perry, the daughter of two preachers, admits that she's been obsessing over her bust since childhood.

"I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, 'God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?'" At age 11, "God answered my prayers,"

Did he ever. I guess thats what happens when you are the child of two preachers. Preferential treatment. All I've ever received is a pick 6 in the Chick-Fil-A Bowl and apparently it cost me the afccg. Oh well, thanks god, I guess I'll just go fuck myself. 

But seriously though, I respect the shit out of this from Katy. If you are a girl in the world you have to be hot. HAVE TO. Preferably with rocking tits. I've said it before and I will say it again, if I am cursed with a daughter (if someone lets me impregnate them) and my choices are smart, loving, and ugly vs stupid, slutty, and hot I take the slut 1 billions times out of a billion. "Oh powers I can't believe you want your daughter to be a whore! You are going to come down stairs for breakfast and know the unshaven 17 year old dude in the yankees hat just got sucked off by your little girl". Don't care. If my daughter is ugly that means I have to sit at home with her on prom night when no one is calling, and I have to sit with her when she gets passed up on jobs, and I have to sit with her when she is 35 talking about how badly she used to want kids but her cats are really growing on her. I would much rather spend my entire adult life trying and failing to chase douche bags off my porch after they fucked my daughter because at least I will know she will have a happy life. Things will be handed to her, she will gets jobs she doesn't deserve, until someone who is rich puts a million dollars on her ring finger and she never lifts and another finger again. And he will probably be good looking and then my grandchildren will be successful also. It's all about continuing your blood line, and if sluts are good at anything its reproducing. 

So good for you Katy, you didn't waste your prayers, and may you pass on those cannons to any daughters you might have so they can take their shitty singing voice and turn it into a career. 

PS Name me one other blog where you can get barstool quality without having to deal with a single ad, and the blogger knows his readers by name. YOU CANT.