MOSCOW, Feb. 19 (UPI) -- Russian budget airline Avianova announced it will be hiring clowns, actors and musicians to amuse and entertain passengers during flights.
Avianova officials said the first in-flight live entertainment will take place Saturday on a flight from Moscow to Krasnodar.
The airline said it was inspired to install stages on the planes when it was forced to reduce the number of seats from 180 to 159 because of a change in Russian customs policy.
Only the fucking Russians would pull a stunt like this. Fuck leg room. They need space for a pantomime duo. A decent comedian could be better than the piece of shit movies that usually get played on plains, but I don't think the Russians are supplying decent comedians. I can only imagine it is some fucked up combination of clowns and people banging because there are no rules there. Better piss before take off, don't want to walk through the act.
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