Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Lady callin 911 for the hell of it

The Portland Press Herald. Tues, Feb 15, 2011 - OLD TOWN — A 66-year-old woman is facing charges she called 911 ten times in just over an hour when she did not have an emergency to report.
Old Town police say Shirely Isacson made calls to 911 on Friday and to other police agencies on Sunday.
On Friday, the calls started at around 4:15 p.m. After being warned several times to stop calling for help if she did not need it, Isacson was given a ticket.
On Sunday, Belfast police and the State Police barracks in Orono told Old Town police they had received calls from Isacson's number.
Old Town Police Sgt. Scott Casey tells the Bangor Daily News that when police arrived on Monday, Isacson called 911 to say police were at the door harassing her.

I saw the headline 'Woman charged with misusing 911' and already had the horns blaring for a 912 alert. Like obviously this was going to be some article about this old lady was trying to watch Antiques Roadshow but couldn't get the rabbit ears on the TV to line up and shit was coming in all fuzzy. And if she didn't find out how much that fucking Navajo blanket was going for she was going to lose it. Classic 912 stuff. But then I read it and this lady was just straight crank calling 911. She was bored out of her mind thought she'd dail up the old 911 and see how everyone was doing over there, maybe ask about the weather. What? Emergency? Who me? Course not! By the way, is your refrigerator running? And she didn't stop there. When the police finally had to come to her house just to get her to stop calling 911 on fucking speed dial, she called 911 on their ass! Serves them right, she was just trying to lighten up her weekend. I'm surprised she didn't come out there with a shotgun. Get off my lawn!   

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