Thursday, February 17, 2011

Marry Fuck Kill: Austin Powers Girls



So the rules are as follows: we are talking about the version of the actress in the movie, not the version of the actress present day. Also it has nothing to do with the quality of the specific movie.

Ok sorry there aren't interactive buttons, this will just have to spur debates in the privacy of your own homes. This was a little bit harder for me than I thought it was going to be. I am going to Fuck Heather Graham. I tried to doubt myself but I can't hold out forever. I have the meanest thing for blondes and I actually never end up with any, and she is a killer blond. Done. I think I am going to Marry Beyonce. I do it for two reasons. First, she is multi talented. This acting thing is for fun, but she can sing and dance and all that jazz. Keeps me entertained. Also I know exactly what I am getting with her. Unfortunately I have to Kill Elizabeth Hurley, which almost kills me just to say because I vibe that British accent in the worst way. But its like I don't know if I can trust her. Who are you babe? Are you a tight ass professional, which I could roll with, or are you some sexy love freak? I'm not here for tricks, I'm not here for games. If I am going to wife you up I need to know what I am getting. Plus she was a fucking fem-bot. Can't go.

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