You can be my cinderella, ella, ella

Where the fuck was this half time show at the superbowl?? I planned on not watching then I just couldn't change the channel. One of my buddies saw Rihanna on the streets one day and swears she is the hottest chick he has ever seen in person but I could never believe it. After tonight, I'm in dude. I'm sold. She was wrecking dicks up there. Working that body like nobody's business. I thought she was going to fuck Drake on stage. I can't believe we already blew our only wardrobe malfunction on Janet Jackson.