Get Me This Seal!

Get me this seal if only to save it from this asshole filming it. That has to be the most adorable/saddest thing I have ever seen. I had a seal in my yard one winter and all that piece of shit did was bark at me every time I got close. Kept me for like 2 nights before some wildlife people came and threw his ass back in the ocean. But this guy doesn't bark he just cries. I mean he is crying right? At the end there, when his eyes keep squinting, those are obviously tears. I just want to pick this thing up and let him slide over any mound of snow he wants. Honestly if you aren't in love with this seal then check your pulse, because you are probably dead.