Apple is fucked. I know it. You know it. They know it.

Apple hasn't had a good idea since the iPad came out in 2012. We are going on two years here. If you ask me, couldn't care less. Sick of apple, sick of their smug attitude, sick of their shit products. So stop trying to pluck the sympathy cord on me with your new bullshit commercial. Nothing screams we have no ideas louder than playing a commercial that just aims to make people feel sad.

Now somebody do me a favor and pass me my iPhone.