Brandon Touchet, 34, was wearing what appears to be a "Buddy the Elf" costume when he was pulled over at 3 a.m. Sunday by deputies with Louisiana's Parish County.
According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Touchet -- who was driving 60 mph in a 40 mph zone -- had a BAC of .124. He was charged with speeding and operating under the influence.
Looks like old Buddy here had the sleigh running on a bit too much Christmas cheer. But if you're going to go down, this is the way to do it. Absolutely tear up a Christmas party in a Buddy the Elf costume, shockingly fail to get laid, and then blast home. Not gonna post up on the couch in that garb, wake up with a head ache in strange house, and forget where the pisser is. Better to get behind the wheel with your breath stinking of fireball and egg nog and see if those pigs have the stones to bust you. Sir do you know why I pulled you over? Uhh I passed the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest without signaling?
PS Just a horrific pun by this reporter to start this article off.
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