Monday, December 16, 2013

Does this look like the face of an Illinois chick who went home alone booby trap on her ex's house

Source - An Illinois woman faces felony and misdemeanor charges after she allegedly booby trapped the home of a former lover who had her evicted from his house.
Amanda Pollard, 28, is charged with felony tampering with food, and misdemeanor trespassing and criminal damage to property Police said the jilted girlfriend put rat poison pellets in her ex's coffee container, tucked a severed electric blanket cord under a mattress, and peed in his mouthwash.


Shots fired! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Amanda Pollard went ham on this house. I mean Kevin McCallister might have blow torched a head or two and threatened a few feet with tetnis, but I can't say he truly tried to kill anyone. Settle down a bit, babe. I mean rat poison? Severed electric cords? But nothing is as fucking diabolical as piss in the Listerine. The guy is new single, hes going for a quick rinse before he gets his make out game on. Doesn't need a mouthful of that UTI jungle juice. 

Except of course for the fact that it was his house...

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