LA Property Manager Accused of Embezzling $370K From Girl Scouts

Source - A 51-year-old Marina del Rey man who managed property for the Girl Scouts of Greater Los Angeles was due in federal court Wednesday afternoon to face allegations that he embezzled $370,000 from the youth organization.

On Monday, when FBI agents spoke with him about the allegations against him, according to court documents, Smack responded:  “Am I going away for life?”

Then, just over an hour later, Smack allegedly withdrew $64,500 from accounts that were believed to hold the proceeds of his “scheme.”

So the FBI knocks on your door Monday, tells you you're fucked, an hour later you take out 64K, yet you're still arrested Tuesday? Do better than that bro, be on the next flight to the Caribbean like your life depends on it, because it does. 

But on the real you could be property manager at any gin joint in the world. You really had to rob the girl scouts? That is always gonna come back around. It's called Karma. I read about it...in a book. Next time just buy your thin mints like everyone else and be on your way.