Scar Jo and her husband can't even speak the same language

Source - She also shared that even though there's a tiny language barrier between her and her man, the two don't need any help communicating. "In a word, non! I studied Spanish for six years and it seems to be working against my French. Romain speaks good English," she explained, "but, you know, we have no need for words!"


1) How the fuck did this guy marry Scar Jo and I didnt? I gotta believe in my heart of hearts that my ability to speak English and make her laugh would overcome my lack of employment and tiny dick. 
2) Is this the greatest trick the devil ever pulled? Like should I just marry a sexy Spanish girl that loves to fuck and we don't even have to speak? And then when people say they don't have a health relationship cause they never talk I can just say I don't hablo espanol. I mean this is ground breaking stuff. Total game changer.