Police in Florida (where else?) got a bit of unexpected help during an armed robbery investigation in Ocala, Fla., when they discovered a wallet left at the scene of the latest crime.
Following a holdup at a Quick King convenience store on the night of Dec. 13, K-9 units tracked the suspects to a dirt driveway behind the store where they recovered a wallet belonging to Keith Ray Howell, reports My News 13. A search of Howell's house uncovered more potentially incriminating evidence: a ski mask with eye holes in the trash, per My News 13.
Why bring your wallet with you for this robbery?? Bring it in the car, I get that, what if you are pulled over on the way. But once you park somewhere, why don't you just leave the wallet on the dash, bro? All that can happen is you drop it in the store. What, you're worried about someone stealing it from you? That feels a little like the pot calling the kettle black.
But really my favorite part about this is the search of his house produced a ski masks with eye holes in the trash! Hey I get it, gotta dispose of the evidence. But don't you know when you delete emails you still gotta empty the recycle bin? Like just because it's in your trash can in the middle of the kitchen doesn't mean you burnt it and dumped the ashes in the Atlantic.
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