Cruz said it was homemade soap, but the officer's field test apparently came up positive.
Getting pulled over going 5 over the speed limit is already a really tough bid. Then you gotta admit to the quick burn you did to help pass the time on your 1500 mile road trip. It's like give me a fucking break already. But then, the real cherry on top, is when you do a month in the slammer for having a bar of soap mistaken for a brick of cocaine. A month! Who is your lawyer? I don't want to meet him.
PS That shit was obviously coke right?
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