"One of the problems was -- there were a lot of people trying to join, let’s call it, the Mile High Club," the star revealed. "In the sky buckets!"
"There was other naughty stuff going on," he added. "But there were people that tried to… how do we say this… get the deed done," he said to a befuddled O'Brien. "How to enjoy the e-ticket, maybe the g-ticket, maybe the o-ticket… I don't know," trailed Hanks. The incredulous show host then asked the Oscar winner, "How long is that ride?!" Hanks responded, "It was like maybe 4 and a half minutes from Tomorrowland to Fantasyland."
This is a tale as old as time. People are always going to try to fuck every where and anywhere they can. It's like a dog pissing on plants in the woods. It's marking territory. Oh the JetBlue bathroom? I fucked a girl in there. The 50 yard line of the high school field? Shot a load there. You see how it goes. Wish I could have been a part of this elite club while it lasted. 4 and a half minute ride though? I would have had to fuck her twice.
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