Friday, December 13, 2013

Happy Friday the 13th


Had to bring this up real quick. Friday the 13th has always done me really well. It might be a self-fulfilling prophecy, but I love the number 13 so much and it has always brought me luck, so a long time ago I declared Friday the 13th would always be the best days for me and they always are. I long for them. So maybe I make them great, but either way I love it. While everyone is afraid I am sitting on top of the world.

One of my very loyal readers has a life exactly inversely proportional to mine. You know who you are. So while I'm getting my fifth BJ at a Christmas party tonight it will bring a smile to my face that your day was fucking miserable you bag of shit.

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