Thursday, December 19, 2013

There is a new project trying to turn dog's thoughts into words

Source - A new project posted on crowdfunding website Indiegogo is hoping to bring man and his best friend closer together with a device that can read a dog's thoughts and turn them into words. he Nordic Society of Inventions and Discovery is working on a wearable canine mind-reading device it calls No More Woof. The group says No More Woof will be able to read dogs' brainwaves, interpret their thoughts, translate them into a human language and say them out loud through a built-in speaker.
It's unclear if No More Woof is a legitimate project. Pranksters have been known to take to Indiegogo to post projects they never intend to make. But it appears many people believe or want the wearable dog device to be real.
Already, more than 50 users have committed money to No More Woof, bringing the project's current funding to about $5,000. No More Woof will be listed on Indiegogo for about two more months, so it will probably blow way past its goal of $10,000.



Is this probably fake? Yes. Do I care? No. Need to give these guys money  just in case they pull off the one in a billion miracle and allow dogs to talk. But only, and I mean only, under one condition. And there should be no reason this is a problem, but I NEED to be able to take this thing off. Like if I could hear my dog talk it would awesome. But I assume he would get pretty fucking annoying. When my dogs sleeps in my room and I'm trying to jerk it I don't need him like "Bro, what are you doing? Bro? Bro? Just lick it." 

I imagine my dog would get sad when I take it off because he knows I want him to shut up that badly, but that's a deal breaker for me. Unless he's really funny. I can see him lying on the couch with me and he rips ass like "ohhhhh man sorry dude, that one is gonna stink. I ate garbage earlier." 
 

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