Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence's maid found her butt plugs



Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Jen. You have a ton of butt plugs as a joke. Those vibrators were a gag gift. The whip and bondage got sent to the wrong address. I get it. Hell, I DIG IT. Love that shes into butt stuff. Love that she can talk about butt stuff on Conan. With a rack like that and a thirst for anal, she might just be the total package. All I ask is you don't lie to me about it. Honestly is the key to every relationship. Actually, no it is not. Lying effectively is. So don't lie about the cool stuff. Instead, show me to the butt plugs, let's a pick a safe word, and get this party started.


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