A Texas woman is accused of stabbing a man in the arm with a screwdriver for not "fixing" her breakfast, according to the San Antonio Express-News.
On Monday, Authorities charged Rosie Mae Strait, 39, with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon causing serious bodily injury. Strait woke up from a nap and was furious that there was no food waiting for her after her slumber.
In September, a South Carolina woman was accused of stabbing her live-in ex-boyfriend because he wouldn't stop listening to the Eagles.
I love me some breakfast, so I understand where Rosie was coming from. Probably didn't mean to stab the guy, it was just heat of the moment. I have three questions though.
1) Who is this guy? Brother, roommate, boyfriend? Why does he have to make you breakfast? Which leads me to...
2) Did he promise to have breakfast made when you woke up for the nap? If so, stab away. If not, settle down fatty. Which leads me to...
3) Who the FUCK naps before breakfast? Didn't you just wake up?
PS I blame Rosie much more than I blame the Eagles girl.
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