Jeopardy declares war on Barry Bonds

At first I was like why the fuck did you asterisk baseball? You should have put the asterisk after Barry Bonds. He is the person with the records we would asterisk. You put at asterisk after a sport. Are you implying it maybe isn't a sport?

Then I realized that Trebek says "baseball star" but the tv shows "baseball *". So I guess they replaced the word star with an asterisk because Barry Bonds stats deserve an asterisk. My bad.

Either way Bonds, you just got FACED!