Friday, December 6, 2013

Does this look like the face of man who swung his penis at a woman in a 'helicopter motion'

Source - He was having a swinging good time. Turns out he was the only one who saw it that way.
Shawn Harvell faces charges including public indecency, resisting law enforcement, criminal confinement and battery after he allegedly harassed two Indianapolis women by swinging his penis at them.
One of the women flagged down an officer to complain that Harvell, 34, had his penis out of his pants and was "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion," according to a police report obtained by RTV6. The women told police that Harvell had approached them from behind, then grabbed one victim's arm and showed her his penis.
He also said he had a gun, and that she was going to come with him.
When an officer confronted Harvell, he said he'd approached the women in order to resolve a "financial dispute." The women told police they didn't know him.
Aside from his arrest, the officer also ticketed the suspect for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant.

Any guy who tells you he hasn't swung his penis around like a helicopter is lying directly to your face. It's just natural instinct. It's a symbol of our manhood. And most importantly it's fucking fun. Think of it like a mating dance you see in the wild. Chicks see that thing whipping around and they think damn, I could go for a ride on that copter. Besides, didn't you hear Harvey?  She owed him money. 
PS They ticketed him for parking too close to a fire hydrant too? When it rains it pours. 

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