You Know What Really Grinds My Gears

Maybe I've just been on edge lately, but people keep trying to tell me shit like it's news to me and it's driving me crazy. "Dude, you shoulda seen this Auburn play!" "Catching Fire comes out today you know." "Amazon officially employs robots. Bet you didn't know that, did ya?"

Stop. I have internet. I'm on it all day.
A) If you just want to talk about these things with me, fine. Then rephrase your opening remarks that assume I'm oblivious.  I'm not.
Because B)