Loose sandwiches. We've established lunch is my 4th favorite meal of the day. But when I actually make the effort to leave my apartment, go to an eatery, and buy a sandwich for lunch it better be put together well. I shouldn't lose a single piece of shredded lettuce. And let me be clear, nothing wrong with a messy sandwich. If its a monster of a meal that's deliciousness is overpowering the bread so be it. But if I order a turkey on wheat with lettuce tomato onion mayo and its falling all over my lap then I want my money back. Give me a fucking break. If I wanted a sandwich with shoddy ingredients and soggy bread I would go to fucking Ralphs and make it myself.
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